chloe lives everything

Sigh

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mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

(via mewzealand)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

(via rootvegetable)

Canada.

Canada.

asmilinggoddess:

dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times

(via wheremightyriversrun)

Me

Me

We’ll be on it like crows on a two year old.

—Donny Thompson, the true hero of this season (via survivebigbrother)

AHAHAHAH

(Source: haycolez)